hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
Reblog this if you have under 1,000 followers.
pure1d: I’ll promote all of you to over 5k! Must be following me. This must get 20 notes. I’ll promote everyone.
stop unfollowing me, i’ve got kids to feed
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
gelatins: hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
rneerkat: watching fish movies makes me cry i get so nemotional
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.